Create a spam-ad for BC Ferries

[Low Light Mike]

Here's a creative task for those who have the right stuff:

Create a spam-like ad, that you "would" post in an imaginary European ferry-forum, to promote BC Ferries.

Sort of what the following 2 real-life jokers have done on our board:
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1) Ashley Gerrald

Apr 6, 2009 2:08:32 GMT -8 @ashleygerrald said:

recently a friend of mine had been to seattle for a week on official duty and was saying he took a ferry trip from seattle to vancouver. had nice time as we do have usually on this ferry to france, he added.

2) Greek ferries

Apr 16, 2009 15:05:07 GMT -8 @ferries said:

Hi all I want to know about greek ferries. Can anyone please provide me some useful information about greek ferries in Greece
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Greek Ferries

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Ashley wins marks by alluding to the fact that he/she has a friend, and by being faithful to the style of a grade-1 reader.

But if you read the Greek-ferries post over and over again, there is a meditative quality to it.

Which one do you think is the winner?

And if you were a spammer, employed by BC Ferries to infiltrate a ferry message board in Europe, what would your spam message and user-name be?

Spam can be fun... ;D

Lets see what you come up with. Assume that the Euro forum is in English.

Post your creative spam message here, in this thread. Start your message by stating your fake spammer user-name.

[Quatchi]

Jun 17, 2012 3:08:43 GMT -8 @Discover BC Ferries said:

When I was a boy I remember riding the old Queen of Tsawwassen from Schwartz Bay in Canada. Today the ferries are much larger and much more exiting. I love to experience the difference and discover the renaissance. Id love to go for another ride some time and I'd like you to come with me.

[Mike C]

May 10, 1970 16:37:17 GMT -8 @Experience the Difference said:

Hello there. I am the rich prince of Nigaimo, here to offer you not only my riches but also a trip on the Northern Expedition. It's awesome! I am here to offer you my riches of the buffet, just send me all of your personal information. Thank you.

[Mill Bay]

I hate it whenever some company (like Forbes) posts an article about how you can find miracle six figure jobs... if six-figure is what life is all about, I hope the writers of those articles fall into their own money bin and suffocate underneath their own greenbacks.

So: I made a spam ad about it.

Jul 30, 1973 20:45:28 GMT -8 @Six-Figure-Ferry said:

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