A Bush, Cheny, Rumsfeld Story

[Political Incorrectness]

Here is one I found and it is absolutely hysterical.

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One surveying the damage from Hurricane Wilma.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be out done, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there... hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy".

[Curtis]

LoL Okay thats wierd

[Doug]

Yes we all know you hate Bush Dan....

[Mike C]

LOL!!!! That's a really great Bush joke! ;D

[Mike C]

Ok. I have another one:

Bush comes into the white house, asking how everything is going. The Secretary of Defense says "Three Brazillian soldiers were killed today."
"Oh No!" said Bush
Now the Secreatry of Defense and the Vice President aren't used to this kind of talk coming out of Bush.
"How many is three Brazillian?" asked Bush.

If you don't get it, read it over. I had to read it over myself before I actually got the joke. Enjoy! ;D

[Scott]

It's amazing how someone so stupid could become President of the United States of America isn't it??

[Political Incorrectness]

Remember, whoever comes up with the ideas is at the bottom of the government and not at the top. Everyone gets a share of the blame in democracy.

[Scott]

I was being facetious.

[Quinsam]

I came across a joke that is very similar yesterday:
A liberal says: I have a $1000 bill, If I throw this out the window, I could make a person happy.
Then Harper says: I could change that into 10 $100 bills and make 10 people happy, then Paul Martin says: I could turn that into 1000 $1 coins and make 1000 people happy.

Then the pilot says: This is a ridiculous conversation, If I throw these 3 out the window I could make about 3,000,000 People Happy!

LOL!!!

[Political Incorrectness]

LOL!! That is good, how about using BC parties?

[Ferryman]

Why only 3 million people? That's only the population of Vancouver I believe. Unless you meant 30 million, which is the pop. of Canada.

[Scott]

The population of Vancouver Island is less than one million. British Columbia's population is just over 4 million.

[Curtis]

Yeah 3 million on the West Coast and Oakanagen 1 million everywhere else